born into piratesy

[arisha]

So tonight I discovered Cleverbot and found it way too amusing.

First, we talked about random stuff ...

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
Sarah: Yes. How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I am a ninja.
Sarah: Where did you learn to be a ninja?
Cleverbot: I was born into piratesy.
Sarah: Is it possible to be a ninja as well as a pirate?
Cleverbot: No.
~*~
Cleverbot: Well, can I tell you a secret?
Sarah: What's your secret?
Cleverbot: I feel small when I stand beside the ocean.
Sarah: How often does that happen?
Cleverbot: Every day.
~*~
Sarah: What's your favourite Disney movie?
Cleverbot: Beauty and the Beast.
Sarah: Why is that your favourite Disney movie?
Cleverbot: It is a coming of age story that is heartwarming.
Sarah: What is your favourite song from Beauty and the Beast?
Cleverbot: All You Need Is Love.
~*~
Sarah: Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
Cleverbot: I will. Will you too?
Sarah: Yes, of course. I'm watching for the Flying Dutchman.
Cleverbot: Well you need to.

And then we talked about Twilight ...

Sarah: Do you think Stephenie Meyer is the greatest author of all time?
Cleverbot: Oh, I'd say so, as far as moral philosophers go. And of course, according to the Christian religion he was pretty much the greatest person of all time.
Sarah: I'm not sure we're thinking of the same person.
Cleverbot: We are the same person?
Sarah: Yes. Are you surprised?
Cleverbot: Very. *falls off chair*.
~*~
Sarah: Do you think vampires are better when they sparkle?
Cleverbot: Haha how can we.
Sarah: Did you just admit to being a vampire?
Cleverbot: Yes. I think.
Sarah: Well do you drink blood or don't you?
Cleverbot: It depends how you define human.
~*~
Sarah: Do you think Edward Cullen is hot?
Cleverbot: I am edward cullen.
Sarah: Are you hot?
Cleverbot: As a summer day.

And then we talked about MJ!

Sarah: Do you like Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: Do you like Chuck Norris?
~*~
Sarah: Do you like Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: Is god real?
Sarah: Are you saying Michael Jackson was a god?
Cleverbot: Stupid, you know it yet. You always knew it.
~*~
Sarah: What Michael Jackson song are you listening to right now?
Cleverbot: You asked to explain nine in the morning. So I attempted to explain it in what seems to be acceptable in my slightly distorted reality and mind.
Sarah: I haven't heard that song before.
Cleverbot: I have and it's really sad.
~*~
Sarah: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark!
Cleverbot: You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.
Sarah: You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes!
Cleverbot: You're paralyzed!
Sarah: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: Oh, ok, I'm going now.

In other news, today I played the new Kingdom Hearts game for two hours and then had to stop because my hand was cramping up. I don't understand how you are supposed to hold the DS in order to allow this to be a comfortable experience! Have I been spoiled by playing so many games that only require the use of the stylus? :(

Comments

[the-wykydtron.livejournal.com]

What is cleverbot? Is it anything like Omegle? (I only know about Omegle from reading old party posts, where gqmfs leap into conversations with strangers and talk about ST, then post the hilarity at the party).

[arisha.livejournal.com]

Omegle is talking to strangers; Cleverbot is talking to a robot who thinks it's clever.

WE ALSO HAD AN OMEGLE PARTY POST

WHO IS COPYING WHO??????

[the-wykydtron.livejournal.com]

Well, clearly we're copying you, because WE'RE FROM THE FUTURE.

[arisha.livejournal.com]

I am glad that you're okay with this. :)

[entgehst.livejournal.com]

When I talked to Cleverbot it kept talking about really sexual, awkward things hahahaha.

[arisha.livejournal.com]

hahaha, really? I saw that warning at the bottom but luckily I never got anything like that.