¡Sarah!

ZOMG LAZYTOWN DDR THIS IS ONLY THE BEST THING EVER INVENTED EVER

I find this especially amusing because earlier this evening I was watching "Get it Together," the clip that the DDR clip is based on, and my brother was deeply impressed by the way Sportacus was "DDRing for breakfast." XD! (He also declared the phrase "no one's lazy in LazyTown" to be "ILLOGICAL!!" XD XD XD )

I remember before I ever saw the show, my mom and my brother tried to explain it to me what it was, and they were all, "There's this guy, but he never walks anywhere, he always does FLIPS." I daresay Sportacus is as h-core as the Prince of Persia, IF NOT MORESO! XD!!!!

And for those of you still untouched by the pure distilled awesomeness that is LazyTown, here is the song where they are pirates, the version of "Get it Together" where Sportacus says vacations are for chumps!!, the song they sing at the end of every episode, and the song where Sportacus drops his toothbrush out the window of his blimp!!!!!!!

I can't even get over the awesomeness of that last clip. Can you imagine what the world would be like if everyone brushed their teeth like Sportacus?? Hahahaha, oh my gosh. When I move out I'm so moving to LazyTown!! XD!!!!!

So just now I was watching television, as is my wont, and it totally occured to me what I should have been for Halloween.

STEPHANIE FROM LAZYTOWN.

You have no idea how much I hate myself for not realizing this earlier. Ah well, next year~~.

Also, my brother wants me to do a favour for his girlfriend, and so I totally bribed him to be Sportacus to my Stephanie. And we are going to learn the nonsense song dance and it will be THE MOST MAGICAL HALLOWEEN EVER.

(I had totally forgotten how this is the best show ever.)

(Sometimes I tell people I think it would be awesome to work in children's television. I have yet to figure out whether or not this is just a cover for those days when all I want to do is sit and watch Treehouse TV. But nevertheless, I think it would be awesome to work in children's television.)

(... Unless it was as portrayed in Death to Smoochy. There is nothing I hate more than Death to Smoochy. I am soooo serious.)

Edit: Yesterday at work I burned my knuckle and today in Canadian History I took my pen and made the burn mark into an eyeball. Because the mood struck me. It's kind of freaky looking though.

To get a major in Japanese at UVic you have to take two classes, it seems, of Japanese literature in translation. I am all, uhm, yes, hello? If I wanted to read stuff in English I would be an English major, am I right? >_o

Also, B- in Ancient Greek. (pwned)

I'm kind of nervous about my Linguistics class, in which we have to write three papers. I have no idea how to write a Linguistics paper! >_<;; And my French language class has an oral exam, which I can see the reasoning behind, but I still hate having to do them. Maybe I will drop out and become a cue-card holder, my long-lost dream. *eyes water*

I want to join a DanceSport class (never heard of it before, probably they just want to avoid using the word "Jazzercise," hahaha I kid) but it's sixty dollars (20 weeks though, that's good isn't it? $3 a class, that's less than my Jazzercise was!) and I'd have to sign up at a gym that I don't know where it is. This could turn into another one of my exciting adventures in which I get lost and destroy the front page of a friend's novel manuscript! ALL RIGHT! XDXDXDXDXD

Guess how many minutes late I was to my French class today!! If you guess less than ten, you're WRONG!!*

* Athena, I apologize for using my jokes over again. I am worse than my GRS prof**, who used his line about Paris going back to bed twice in the same week. And no one else noticed.

** Ever since watching PoA in Spanish six hundred and five times, I have wanted to say "professor" with the stress on the first syllable, which makes less sense than anything, because if the Spanish was influencing me the stress should have moved to the last syllable. Perhaps I was just rejecting versions both English and Spanish and substituting my own? Sounds good to me!

Oh, and here is the song I have had running through my head all day: "Bing Bang" (be warned, it's a video)! I seriously gotta stop watching this show. XDXDXD!

I seriously want to take a red pen to the local newscast. "The plane literally fell out of the sky" (?? as opposed to figuratively??), awkward use of two sentences where it could easily have been one, a story about the weather that made the weatherman redundant (he's famous, so they left him in anyway ??), the anchors throwing confetti at each other, joke after joke of a story. I am all like, okay, hello, I may be an ignorant teenager you would not let near your news station, but at least I passed my English classes!!!1!! (pwned)

Anyway. ^^