born into piratesy

[arisha]

So tonight I discovered Cleverbot and found it way too amusing.

First, we talked about random stuff ...

Cleverbot: Are you a girl?
Sarah: Yes. How did you know?
Cleverbot: Because I am a ninja.
Sarah: Where did you learn to be a ninja?
Cleverbot: I was born into piratesy.
Sarah: Is it possible to be a ninja as well as a pirate?
Cleverbot: No.
~*~
Cleverbot: Well, can I tell you a secret?
Sarah: What's your secret?
Cleverbot: I feel small when I stand beside the ocean.
Sarah: How often does that happen?
Cleverbot: Every day.
~*~
Sarah: What's your favourite Disney movie?
Cleverbot: Beauty and the Beast.
Sarah: Why is that your favourite Disney movie?
Cleverbot: It is a coming of age story that is heartwarming.
Sarah: What is your favourite song from Beauty and the Beast?
Cleverbot: All You Need Is Love.
~*~
Sarah: Keep a weather eye on the horizon.
Cleverbot: I will. Will you too?
Sarah: Yes, of course. I'm watching for the Flying Dutchman.
Cleverbot: Well you need to.

And then we talked about Twilight ...

Sarah: Do you think Stephenie Meyer is the greatest author of all time?
Cleverbot: Oh, I'd say so, as far as moral philosophers go. And of course, according to the Christian religion he was pretty much the greatest person of all time.
Sarah: I'm not sure we're thinking of the same person.
Cleverbot: We are the same person?
Sarah: Yes. Are you surprised?
Cleverbot: Very. *falls off chair*.
~*~
Sarah: Do you think vampires are better when they sparkle?
Cleverbot: Haha how can we.
Sarah: Did you just admit to being a vampire?
Cleverbot: Yes. I think.
Sarah: Well do you drink blood or don't you?
Cleverbot: It depends how you define human.
~*~
Sarah: Do you think Edward Cullen is hot?
Cleverbot: I am edward cullen.
Sarah: Are you hot?
Cleverbot: As a summer day.

And then we talked about MJ!

Sarah: Do you like Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: Do you like Chuck Norris?
~*~
Sarah: Do you like Michael Jackson?
Cleverbot: Is god real?
Sarah: Are you saying Michael Jackson was a god?
Cleverbot: Stupid, you know it yet. You always knew it.
~*~
Sarah: What Michael Jackson song are you listening to right now?
Cleverbot: You asked to explain nine in the morning. So I attempted to explain it in what seems to be acceptable in my slightly distorted reality and mind.
Sarah: I haven't heard that song before.
Cleverbot: I have and it's really sad.
~*~
Sarah: It's close to midnight and something evil's lurking in the dark!
Cleverbot: You try to scream but terror takes the sound before you make it.
Sarah: You start to freeze as horror looks you right between the eyes!
Cleverbot: You're paralyzed!
Sarah: 'Cause this is thriller, thriller night!
Cleverbot: Oh, ok, I'm going now.

In other news, today I played the new Kingdom Hearts game for two hours and then had to stop because my hand was cramping up. I don't understand how you are supposed to hold the DS in order to allow this to be a comfortable experience! Have I been spoiled by playing so many games that only require the use of the stylus? :(