男なんてなんて 信じない だってだって ウソばかり

1) Today I was sitting at my mother's computer when my father bounded in, carrying a blow-up airplane that I guess he got on his last trip to Germany and making appropriate airplane noises. He then went on to explain to me his plans to hang it from the ceiling of his den at such an angle that it would look like it was crashing. And people wonder why I don't read the news articles this man writes? XD El oh el!

( Fangirl alert! Full House and Escaflowne and H!P. :) )

incas of emergency

I shouldn't be so harsh on BoA because I once watched an interview she did all in English and she was for the most part understandable, although I have no idea where she got her pronunciation of "Jennifer Lopez." But it still kills me that every profile about her says that she is fluent in English. And I mean, I imagine she's not in charge of writing the lyrics for the English versions of her songs, but how can you tell people you speak English and then sing things like this?

You're still my NO. 1
The one I'm thinking of
The one I can rely
I guess you know that so different site I love this song
This all you said and done
You're still my NO. 1

Definitely most of her English lyrics you can figure out what they meant to say, but "so different site I love this song"? ... What?

This really shouldn't bother me so much and it wouldn't bother me so much if everyone wasn't all "wow, she speaks English!" all the time zomg!!!! (And if you are going to take this entry and turn it on me - I know my Japanese sucks, that is why I am very careful to never claim to be able to speak it. It drives me BONKERS when people say "Yeah, I speak French" when what they actually mean is "Yeah, I took high school French and got a B." STOP IT! YOU'RE LYING!!!!)

(This habit of mine drives my relatives insane at family gatherings. "So Sarah, how many languages can you speak?" "Oh, just the one. :)" *awkward pause* XD XD XD XD )