because it is my job to write down every single thing I hear about "Troy"

On the Ellen rerun today, in Ellen's monologue, she was talking about movie trailers that give away the entire story. Says she, "I already know all about Brad Pitt's new movie, Troy. I know it's about a nice body. And he's fighting a war. And he's probably married to a woman named 'Helen of.'" Oh my. ^_^;;;

Wrote 300 words last night. WEAK!!