¡Sarah!

God, I swear you two are having an affair.

MAN I KNOW, RIGHT?? And I wish he was in on this joke because whenever I run into him I always want to say something about it. xD;

and *I'm* going to have to end up marrying betaraider.

Wasn't that originally your plan, anyway? This could end up being quite convenient for you!

is a coincidence because I bought part of your present yesterday

Hey now, I didn't say I was buying presents for YOU!

But now I am looking forward to this Subtexty goodness. xDD