delay and evelette
Mar. 7th, 2008 01:20 am![[personal profile]](https://www.dreamwidth.org/img/silk/identity/user.png){kind=small}
arishaTo save you my ranting about how many times I rolled my eyes during 10,000 B.C. (and I am not an eye rolling person), I shall simply share my two favourite parts. Spoilers I guess, but I'm not LJ-cutting because probably no one cares.
1) Our Heroes are walking through dense jungle. A monster keeps whipping through the plantlife and attacking people. No one can see what this creature is, until the big reveal. The animal that has had the audience (my overexcited co-workers) jumping in their seats for the past ten minutes is ...
Are you ready for it?
A dodo bird.
OH I LAUGHED I THOUGHT I'D DIE
2) This dude from another group of people was able to fluently speak the language of Our Heroes because the father of one of Our Heroes passed through his village "a long time ago" and taught it to him.
DEAR HOLLYWOOD THAT IS NOT HOW LANGUAGE WORKS SINCERELY SARAH
P.S. YOU CANNOT JUST VOICEOVER "AND THEN THEY FELL IN LOVE" AND HAVE IT BE TRUE!!! I have said this before why won't you listen~~~~ ;_; ;_; ;_;
(Hahaha this review is perfect.)
1) Our Heroes are walking through dense jungle. A monster keeps whipping through the plantlife and attacking people. No one can see what this creature is, until the big reveal. The animal that has had the audience (my overexcited co-workers) jumping in their seats for the past ten minutes is ...
Are you ready for it?
A dodo bird.
OH I LAUGHED I THOUGHT I'D DIE
2) This dude from another group of people was able to fluently speak the language of Our Heroes because the father of one of Our Heroes passed through his village "a long time ago" and taught it to him.
DEAR HOLLYWOOD THAT IS NOT HOW LANGUAGE WORKS SINCERELY SARAH
P.S. YOU CANNOT JUST VOICEOVER "AND THEN THEY FELL IN LOVE" AND HAVE IT BE TRUE!!! I have said this before why won't you listen~~~~ ;_; ;_; ;_;
(Hahaha this review is perfect.)