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There is a bird in our backyard right now that sounds exactly like a guinea pig. I feel like everyone who hasn't owned a guinea pig will read that and think, "What are you talking about, guinea pigs don't make noise," while everyone who has ever owned a guinea pig will reply, "OH MY GOD I KNOW EXACTLY WHAT YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT." In fact, this has pretty much already happened:

Sarah: "There's a bird outside that sounds exactly like a--"
Brother: "I KNOW!!"