I am loving our new HP6 standee btw

So today at work we had a very in-depth discussion regarding the word "Hufflepuff." Things we decided it sounds like:

· the fifth Teletubby

· slang for "vomit" (as in "I'm gonna hufflepuff!")

· the name of a really useless Pokémon that you only use when you need one to just take a hit; its attacks are Sunshine and Let's Be Friends.

SLYTHERIN IS STILL LOSING BY THE WAY

Also--
Sarah: "I'm your treasurer tomorrow!"
Manager: "Aww, things are looking up already."
Co-worker: "I believe you meant to say they're looking down."
Manager: "You're right. I made a typo with my mouth."