an entry of unfunny

1) Today is Mozart's two hundred and fiftieth birthday. But how can we be sure? I think we should get some genetic evidence. Oh, I know! Let's dig up his father! That'll do. And his sister, of course. His mother, if we can manage it. It is of extreme importance that we verify this man's birthday. And of course we'll have to dig up his wife. Collect them all, that sort of thing.

YES I AM STILL BITTER

2) Yahoo! Mail keeps showing advertisements for Victoria's Secret, and I wish they wouldn't. Not because it's degrading to women or anything like that - mostly because the last thing I need when I am checking my e-mail at school is half-naked ladies on the screen.

3) An embarrassing conversation (from yesterday) begun because my father wants to take me to Europe and I don't have any huge desire to go to Europe --

Sarah: I remembered one place you can take me in Europe.
Dad: Where?
Sarah: Vienna.
Dad: Why? Because today - tomorrow is an anniversary? Why not Salzburg?
Sarah: Salzburg is good, too.
Dad: Why?
Sarah: You guessed already.
Dad: Because today is an anniversary?
Sarah: Tomorrow.
Dad: It's already tomorrow in Salzburg.

I AM THE BIGGEST POSER IN THE ENTIRE WORLD EVER

I wish I had a better reason for going to Europe than "Well, I do like that movie ..."

(Also, Troy.)

4) I have to go to class~~~~~! *runs away*