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[arisha]

Just for Athena, here is my stupid Petit Prince fanfiction assignment, the prof's corrections included so it actually looks like I knew what I was doing.


La Petite Princesse

La petite princesse vit une pomme par terre.

-Bonjour, dit une voix. Peux-tu me donner cette pomme-là ?

-Où es-tu ? demanda la petite princesse.

-Je suis là, dit la voix, dans l'arbre.

La petite princesse regarda. Il y avait, dans l'arbre, un singe avec de grands yeux.

-S'il te plaît, dit le singe. J'ai tellement faim.

La petite princesse leva la pomme vers le singe, qui la prit.

-Merci ! s'exclama le singe. Ça fait trois jours que je n'ai rien mangé.

-Pourquoi n'es-tu pas allé prendre la pomme toi-même ? la petite princesse demanda-t-elle.

-J'ai peur, dit le singe, et il frissonna.

-Peur ? De quoi ?

-De tout !

La petite princesse pensa un peu.

-Tu n'as pas peur de moi.

-Tu es bien gentille. Tu m'as donné cette pomme.

La petite princesse pensa un peu plus.

-Tu n'as pas peur de ton arbre.

-Mon arbre est gentil aussi, dit le singe. Il me protège du vent.

-Connais-tu le hibou qui vit au bord du lac ? demanda la petite princesse.

-Oui, dit le singe. Je l'entends crier la nuit.

-Mais tu ne lui as jamais parlé ?

-Bien sûr que non, dit-il. J'en ai peur.

-Je lui ai parlé, dit la petite princesse. Il m'a dit qu'il avait peur de toi. Il pense que tu peux tout voir, avec de si grands yeux. C'est pour ça qu'il a peur.

-Je ne veux pas qu'il ait peur de moi, dit le singe.

-Tu devrais le lui dire, dit la petite princesse.

-Je lui dirai maintenant, dit le singe.


If that's not the best thing you've ever read in your whole life ever, then I must admit I'm confused.

In other news, today someone asked me if I was fluent in Japanese. Why does this keep happening to meeeeeeeee?? We have to write a composition on the Tuesday after reading break and we have to write it vertically and from right to left, which I have never ever done before. My hand is going to get all inky! This doesn't seem at all practical! XD;;;

I had an epiphany regarding Spanish grammar last night (oh shut up), but now I have forgotten it. Siiiiiigh.

Also, when I was walking home today (a longer walk than usual, 'cause I took the wonky bus), a school bus drove by and one of the girls sitting in the back blew me a kiss. I ... really don't know what to think of that.

XDXDXD;;;;;;

And then when I got to my street my mom was sitting there in the car and I was all "--???" and she said that she and my brother had driven past me walking across the bridge and so she had stopped in order to give me a ride up the hill but my brother didn't want to wait and so he got out of the car and walked home by himself. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA AWESOME. I always knew I was the favourite. XDXDXDXD!!

Edit: The Disco Ascenseur!!!!! Be warned, it's a video, but such a cute one! XDXDXD!!

Aaaand I think I'm going to get off this computer now. @_@

Comments

[(Anonymous)]

That story... wow. I think you should publish it. Yes. It would be good. Your class could make an anthology. Of PP fanfiction. Mwhahahahaha *coughcough*

Maybe the schoolgirl mistook you for your brother ... somehow... and secretly at school he is the New Allen Schezar. He's got the bangs all covered and everything. Now all he needs is some bleach and an owl.

[arisha.livejournal.com]

In one of the 100-level French classes they have to read Le Petit Prince, and so in the bookstore there are boxes and boxes of it. And yet our textbook tries to disguise the fact that they stole their excerpt from it. x_x;; Man, whatever.

My brother doesn't have the long bangs anymore (he is actually quite normal in appearance as of late), but I seriously don't have any other explanation for it. I told him that perhaps she had mistaken me for him but he didn't buy it. Also I think the bus was coming from ROMS.

... I can't even picture him with blonde hair. x_x;;;;