sarah is a harsh mistress

[arisha]

hahaha you guys, I am such a horrible Facebook friend and I LOVE IT. There's this girl who worked with me at the movie theatre for like two months before she quit. I had her on my Facebook for like a year and we never ever talked to each other, so at one point when I was clearing out my friendslist I took her off. She came to see a movie at some point last year and was all, "I think I accidentally got deleted from your friendslist," so I felt guilty and added her back. Then I remembered that all she does with her Facebook is complain!! And also never talk to me. So I took her off again. Today I got this message from her: "How do I keep getting deleted from your list :P"

HMM I WONDER!!

Also what the heck, why does she seek me out every time I delete her. Srsly.

Also, today on Lang-8 I corrected someone when they spelled "Disneyland" as two words. So it begins.

Comments

[trumpydoesmagic.livejournal.com]

I remember our talks of Facebook lulz back in the day... like, 3 months ago lol.

[lysanderpuck.livejournal.com]

You should just be like

YOU DO NOT MEET MY STRICT FACEBOOK REQUIREMENTS

GOODBYE

[the-wykydtron.livejournal.com]

LOL. I love that you are strict about your facebook - I write ANYTHING on there and then forget that I have conservative Albertans in my family, and THEY ARE ON MY FACEBOOK.

I think your way is probably the better way.

Because my way gets me a lot of, "What party? Am I invited?"

[frauleinfrog.livejournal.com]

Ahahah, that's awesome. I like that she only ever talks to you when she's just been deleted. XD

[aurora-lime.livejournal.com]

No lies, I'm the same way. I purge my list all the time. Then I feel really badly because some of those people I added to get to know better. Like old classmates from elementary school. But really, I don't talk to them. We have nothing in common anymore.

My justification is that if I ran into them on the bus, and I felt like I would talk to them, they'll stay. But if I seriously pretend to read my book, or suddenly have to search through my purse, they're cut!

[arisha.livejournal.com]

omg, I love this. xD xD

[arisha.livejournal.com]

I found a couple people from one of my elementary schools a couple years ago, and added them, and we exchanged a couple messages ... but then that was it. I deleted them last night. I feel kind of sad about it, but if we don't have anything to talk about anymore ... :/

I enjoy that bus rule, haha! I've just been going with "Have I had a meaningful conversation with you within the past year?" (or "Are you related to me?" EL OH EL), but I kind of like yours better. xD

[arisha.livejournal.com]

Seriously, the people of Facebook need to get their act together. Or something.

[arisha.livejournal.com]

I enjoy that you always refer to them as "conservative Albertans," as if one of those traits is dependent upon the other.

"What party? Am I invited?"

DON'T WORRY

IT'S AN ONLINE PARTY

I AM SITTING IN MY ROOM

BY MYSELF

DRINKING

.... ;_; ;_; ;_;

(You're still not invited though.)

[arisha.livejournal.com]

Seriously! I don't get it!! xD

[the-wykydtron.livejournal.com]

I guess I'm pigeonholing them. BUT STILL. THEY ARE ALBERTANS. THEY ARE CONSERVATIVE. THEY WORK IN OIL. THEY EAT BIBLES FOR BREAKFAST. THEY SEND MY DAD RACIST JOKES ABOUT OBAMA. THEY ARE CONSERVATIVE ALBERTANS.

Regular Albertans are just dandy - these ones are ... interesting.

[xifeng.livejournal.com]

Because I read a whole bunch of Pacifica last month, all I can think about is early Australian/Pacific Rim exploration narratives when I see "Disney Land". As in, "As the HMS Dead White European Male rounded the southern Cape of Disney Land, the local Fauna, who on first Observation appear to be a Kind of large Mouse or Rat, beckoned us hither with many Signals."

I am going to Hell. :D