I think part of the problem is I went in expecting to see a totally, honestly scary movie, and instead I got ... that. Is it supposed to be a comedy? It was funny, but in ways that seemed completely unintentional. I WAS SO CONFUSED. WHY DOES EVERYONE I TALK TO DEFEND THIS MOVIE AGAINST MY BARRAGE OF CONFUSED INSULTS???

I can't tell if you are being serious or sarcastic. Are you trying to imply that Army of Darkness is the best movie ever?

I do talk about Trojan War movies a lot, but I find them more interesting than good. They're generally quite terrible. ^^; And I have very little love for Lord of the Rings.

BUT I DO LOVE ME SOME PIRATES <3