Me to japanese person online: "Oyasuminasai~" (good night)
Luke reading this: Orange salami? I want some orange salami..

the joys of not knowing japanese is that you can put your own interpretations on what's being said. perhaps making it even more thought provoking than it actually is. When I used to play the japanese versions of Pokemon, when they gave you the characters to put in your name, I just chose the ones that looked cool. Like, "yu" looks sort of like a fish....