I've sent you stuff before, I know I sent you that one scene from my novel, but when you didn't reply I thought you thought it SUCKED and could think of absolutely nothing good to say about it, and as a result I went down in your esteem. If you promise that's not what happens, you're just too lazy to reply, then I will start sending you stuff again. :X
I don't want any CMs to get mad at me!!! I already have a (perhaps) irrational fear that they will hate me for being way too excited about everything. "OMG IS THIS THE MATTERHORN OMG CAN I RIDE IT OMG IS THIS THE SEATBELT OMG HOW DOES IT BUCKLE OMG REALLY OMG THAT'S AWESOME SEATBELTS ARE AWESOME OMG DISNEYLAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!" &c. But like I said, I at least want to ride the Jungle Cruise until we are sure that we have had a truly awesome guide. XD You can actually find lists of Jungle Cruise jokes online ... One of the first things I read about Disneyland in the summer was one such list, and it was basically the funniest thing ever. XD I love the bits that make fun of the Disneyland experience, haha. "Wave to the guests on the dock! You may never see them again! You probably have never seen them before!" hahaha. That is my awful paraphrase but you know what I mean. XD
Oh, or the joke where every animal gets the same little spiel. XD "That's a lion, it weighs five hundred pounds and can jump seven metres! That's a hippo, it weighs five hundred pounds and can jump seven metres! Look at that monkey - did you know a monkey weighs five hundred pounds and can jump seven metres?" Hahahahahahaha, oh gosh, the Jungle Cruise is love. XD XD XD XD XD XD
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I don't want any CMs to get mad at me!!! I already have a (perhaps) irrational fear that they will hate me for being way too excited about everything. "OMG IS THIS THE MATTERHORN OMG CAN I RIDE IT OMG IS THIS THE SEATBELT OMG HOW DOES IT BUCKLE OMG REALLY OMG THAT'S AWESOME SEATBELTS ARE AWESOME OMG DISNEYLAND ROCKS!!!!!!!!" &c. But like I said, I at least want to ride the Jungle Cruise until we are sure that we have had a truly awesome guide. XD You can actually find lists of Jungle Cruise jokes online ... One of the first things I read about Disneyland in the summer was one such list, and it was basically the funniest thing ever. XD I love the bits that make fun of the Disneyland experience, haha. "Wave to the guests on the dock! You may never see them again! You probably have never seen them before!" hahaha. That is my awful paraphrase but you know what I mean. XD
Oh, or the joke where every animal gets the same little spiel. XD "That's a lion, it weighs five hundred pounds and can jump seven metres! That's a hippo, it weighs five hundred pounds and can jump seven metres! Look at that monkey - did you know a monkey weighs five hundred pounds and can jump seven metres?" Hahahahahahaha, oh gosh, the Jungle Cruise is love. XD XD XD XD XD XD