¡imagínate!

I start sewing classes in a week and a half, and I am seriously* dying of having to wait! I am so disgustingly obsessed with looking at patterns! Everything is so pretty! I should make everything in pink! I love pink! And I will put stars on! And it will be SO AWESOME!!!!!!!!

I think Athena will agree that this would be the perfect Hallowe'en costume for my brother. XDXDXDXDXD!!

If it turns out that I like sewing just about as much as I liked Ancient Greek, probably I will be very upset indeed. :'( :'( :'(

* I should take out "seriously" and replace it with "literally figuratively" just because LOOK AT ME I AM HEE-LAR-EE-OUS!!!!!! OMG SERIOUSLY.

Also--
Student: C'est comme si quelqu'un prenait un marteau et faisait BANG BANG BANG sur la tête.
Prof: C'est une métaphore assez frappante que vous utilisez.
Class: ...
Prof: Hein ? Hein ?
Class: ......
Prof: That's a good one!

Someday I will write a movie about language majors, and it will be a box office smash!!!

((HULK SMASH!!!))